Wonder Woman Marijuana Strain Review| 0
The Scoop: While her namesake possesses the genetic tenacity of a fierce Amazonian warrior, many of today’s cultivators are more than a little curious… what makes Wonder Woman so powerful? Well, that depends on whom you ask. If you were asking today’s modern cultivators, they’d probably point to the plant’s elevated yields. However, if that same question were aimed at consumers, they would probably give a stoney dissertation about the strains creative sativa based high. No matter how you grind her, Wonder Woman is one popular super strain.
Type: Hybrid 60% indica / 40% sativa
Genetics: Top 44 x Ice
How Stoned Will You Get (“Stoned Meter” On Average 1-10): 7.5
Average Price Per ⅛: $ 37.50
AVERAGE THC: 17 – 22%
Strain Profile: With an award-winning mother (`98 Cannabis Cup), Wonder Woman’s maternal link to the heady Ice strain provides a direct lineage to some of marijuana’s most potent strains. Crossbred and hybridized from a potent Skunk x Afghani strain with a touch of Northern Lights and dash of Shiva genetics, today’s Wonder Woman strain produces a flower that’s rich in cannabinoid laced trichomes. While Wonder Woman’s mother was an ice queen, her father was a gender bending female strain; originally manipulated with gibberellic acid to produce male pollen, Nirvana’s sexually ambiguous Top 44 strain was utilized do to its rapid flowering.
Appearance: As a hybrid, Wonder Woman has a relatively tight flowering arrangement, complete with sticky trichome encrusted nugs that sparkle in their visible balloon-like structure. As a 60/40 hybrid, Wonder Woman’s appearance is pure indica, hitting only 2-3 feet at full maturation when cultivated indoors.
Consistency: Wonder Woman’s flower consistency is sticky with resin and as dense as a doorknob. Have some rubbing alcohol handy when rolling this strain. Persistently sticky, these sweet-smelling buds leave the fingers a gummy mess. Make sure you have a nice grinder handy when rolling this sticky superhero.
Scent: Wonder Woman’s breathtaking fuel-like fragrance kicks ass on its competition. Reeking of petrol and skunk, the uncontrollable aroma on this crusader is definitely overpowering. Jar this female crime fighter; she’s as stinky as they come.
Taste: Those with a discerning palate will quickly notice a chiefly diesel fuel aroma intermixed with some citrus-like undertones. Once inhaled you taste nothing but lemon flavored jet fuel. Upon exhale; your senses are overwhelmed with the complexity of this hybrid strain.
Effect: Known for her superior strength, consumers should get ready for a little hand-to-hand combat with reality over the next 2 and ½ hours, as Wonder Woman banishes your stress high into the stratosphere. Expelling your daily worries, the eyes become heavy, and the body goes limp. Now relaxed, serenity is yours.
Growth and Seed Info: For those seeking superhero THC levels, indoor cultivation of Wonder Woman is strongly recommended by its breeders. Known for producing high yields in hydroponic setups, Nirvana has strongly recommended growers utilize the Sea Of Green (SOG) technique when cultivating the strain. Wonder Woman yields massive flowers in most Mediterranean climates – think Spain or California – but is susceptibility to her archenemy… mold, particularly in humid climates.
Current Breeder: Nirvana
Seed Bank of Choice: Seed Mine
Flowering Time: 60 days
Flowering Type: SOG (Sea Of Green)
Growth Height: 2-3 ft.
Expected Yield: 1/2 – 3/4 lb. per plant indoors
Garden Skill Level: Intermediate to advanced
Breeder Quote/Advice: Top/prune Wonder Woman’s main branches; cultivate indoors, and avoid humid climates.
Verdict: Wonder Woman is a serious super strain. Ferociously defeating pain, insomnia, fatigue, depression and daily stress.
Related Strains: Top 44, Ice, Afghan, Skunk, Northern Lights, Shiva
(Photo Courtesy of Gil Mota)